Give me novel/story ideas.

Of anything but hentai. Sorry guys, I'm in no mood to write a hentai comic.

Take notes from this guy http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2739850/1/Metroid_High_School.


In all honesty, if I had anything I would consider giving out I would probably write it myself, but usually I just write about shitty shit.


(no that isn't mine before you ask.)

Make something involving Batman and tentacles, I hear those are all the rage nowadays babe.

You should write a story about a towel that becomes sentient, and he has to live being wrapped around peoples crotches at random intervals.

Write a story about a group of terrorists, who learn that they have some even WORSE terrorists among them, then they have to find out who they are while trying to not get killed by them at the same time.

Wow! That's such a great idea Headcrab! How in the world did you come up with that!

I'm a descendant of great writers, it runs in my blood.

A Chinese cargo ship sails the Pacific Ocean, when a shark bites off its engines, and its buddies saw the boat in half. A baby octapus, which was aboard the vessel, is catapulted by the last of the crewmembers of the sinking ship, in order to broadcast an S.O.S. message. The octapus lands in a bush, in the yard of an 8 story apartment building, in a small town in Tokyo's outskirts. The octapus realises that it cannot survive on sole grass and leaves, as it is not a catapilar, and makes plans to take action. While developing a human mind, and evolving into an Arch-Octapus, it realises its hunger. It's thirst. It's drive for power. It quickly makes its way up the stairs of the apartment building, stopping before a grey door. After ringing the doorbell, a young, female voice is heard within. A short, slim Japanese girl, of about 19 years of age, appears before the octapus at the door. The octapus then fucks her brains out, and the bitch cums all over the walls. The end.

Col. Avalanche wrote:A Chinese cargo ship sails the Pacific Ocean, when a shark bites off its engines, and its buddies saw the boat in half. A baby octapus, which was aboard the vessel, is catapulted by the last of the crewmembers of the sinking ship, in order to broadcast an S.O.S. message. The octapus lands in a bush, in the yard of an 8 story apartment building, in a small town in Tokyo's outskirts. The octapus realises that it cannot survive on sole grass and leaves, as it is not a catapilar, and makes plans to take action. While developing a human mind, and evolving into an Arch-Octapus, it realises its hunger. It's thirst. It's drive for power. It quickly makes its way up the stairs of the apartment building, stopping before a grey door. After ringing the doorbell, a young, female voice is heard within. A short, slim Japanese girl, of about 19 years of age, appears before the octapus at the door. The octapus then fucks her brains out, and the bitch cums all over the walls. The end.

I cried.

10/10

Hunger Games of all the people on the forum.
Surrah dies first.
Headcrab stabs her.

A boy with his mom and dad goes to an opera. After the opera they exit the building. A man kills the boys parents, after he lives with bats.....

-Jesus Christ- wrote:Hunger Games of all the people on the forum.
Surrah dies first.
Headcrab stabs her.

hmm. In order of who dies... (if we were all strangers, and willing to kill eachother)

Surrah
DMbender
Jen
Headcrab
Jesus
Desolator
Charr
Ludi
Myself, Koranith
DMbender
Avalanche
green eyed ood

And fister wins.

Anyway, write a prequel on 1984, on how Big Brother came to be. I'm interested.

Koranith wrote:

-Jesus Christ- wrote:Hunger Games of all the people on the forum.
Surrah dies first.
Headcrab stabs her.

hmm. In order of who dies... (if we were all strangers, and willing to kill eachother)

Surrah
DMbender
Jen
Headcrab
Jesus
Desolator
Charr
Ludi
Myself, Koranith
DMbender
Avalanche
green eyed ood

And fister wins.

Anyway, write a prequel on 1984, on how Big Brother came to be. I'm interested.

How do I die twice?
Oh and Btw, id like to think i could outlast Headcrab.

Dmbender wrote:

Koranith wrote:

-Jesus Christ- wrote:Hunger Games of all the people on the forum.
Surrah dies first.
Headcrab stabs her.

hmm. In order of who dies... (if we were all strangers, and willing to kill eachother)

Surrah
DMbender
Jen
Headcrab
Jesus
Desolator
Charr
Ludi
Myself, Koranith
DMbender
Avalanche
green eyed ood

And fister wins.

Anyway, write a prequel on 1984, on how Big Brother came to be. I'm interested.

How do I die twice?
Oh and Btw, id like to think i could outlast Headcrab.

BITCH PLEASE.
Don't make me bring out the aimbot.

Dmbender wrote:

Koranith wrote:

-Jesus Christ- wrote:Hunger Games of all the people on the forum.
Surrah dies first.
Headcrab stabs her.

hmm. In order of who dies... (if we were all strangers, and willing to kill eachother)

Surrah
DMbender
Jen
Headcrab
Jesus
Desolator
Charr
Ludi
Myself, Koranith
DMbender
Avalanche
green eyed ood

And fister wins.

Anyway, write a prequel on 1984, on how Big Brother came to be. I'm interested.

How do I die twice?
Oh and Btw, id like to think i could outlast Headcrab.

You die twice because I wanted you to (The first one was an accident)

Out of the people you gave, he is how I think it would play out.

Surrah-Knifed by Headcrab
Jesus-Shot by Green
Headcrab-Shot by Derek
Green & Charr-Kill each other
Jen-shot by Derek
Derek-shot by Fister
Koranith-Shot by Fister
Ludicium-Shot by Fister
Fister-Shot by Snowstorm
Snowstorm-Shot by Desolator

HeadcrabHunter wrote:

Dmbender wrote:

Koranith wrote:

-Jesus Christ- wrote:Hunger Games of all the people on the forum.
Surrah dies first.
Headcrab stabs her.

hmm. In order of who dies... (if we were all strangers, and willing to kill eachother)

Surrah
DMbender
Jen
Headcrab
Jesus
Desolator
Charr
Ludi
Myself, Koranith
DMbender
Avalanche
green eyed ood

And fister wins.

Anyway, write a prequel on 1984, on how Big Brother came to be. I'm interested.

How do I die twice?
Oh and Btw, id like to think i could outlast Headcrab.

BITCH PLEASE.
Don't make me bring out the aimbot.

I have better aim than the aimbot.
Come at me.

Well look at you, showing off EVERYTHING today it seems.

Bro, I'll whip out my dick RIGHT now. Prove your manhood. Bet you don't even lift...

Cum at me.

Bazing

Fister is a pun genius.
Although that pun was gross.

Gross? You're taste in ponies is gross.


My dick? Nah, my dick is swag.

Fister wrote:Gross? You're taste in ponies is gross.


My dick? Nah, my dick is swag.

NOU

Okay but really, let's top derailing all the thread we go into. :L

You know, I have actually been thinking about the trouble in terrorist town story idea I suggested, if you were to make it a bit more serious, like maybe not have the characters be terrorists, and have it more organized, it might be a cool story to write/read.

HeadcrabHunter wrote:You know, I have actually been thinking about the trouble in terrorist town story idea I suggested, if you were to make it a bit more serious, like maybe not have the characters be terrorists, and have it more organized, it might be a cool story to write/read.

That book?
Called Clue.
There were games and movies made of it.
Derp.