What's your biggest secret?

What's your biggest secret, DGC?

Hmmm.


If I told you it wouldn't be a secret now would it?


You start off the thread, you start off with a secret.


When that's done I might share some myself..

Uh, well; this post just got very awkward.
So I will post my secret, but only if Bacon and Fister post theirs first.

Alright, Il start.
I secretly write stories about my days.
I have at least 7-8 from this server, in full detail from my characters POV.
Not much of a secret, but i've never told anyone about it so

My secret is I don't keep bets.

Babe.

You're Welcome. - Kobe Bryant

Heh~

I can share many things.

But how many, exactly?

Jennifer B wrote:Heh~

I can share many things.

But how many, exactly?

Share some of fisters secrets...

Anyway...

I inadvertently read an entire furry comic on accident. Whoops. (even when it was clearly porn)

I read it for the plot, but 5 minutes after I realized what it was.

EDIT: Not that plot. The actual plot. Jesus, that nickname for flanks makes it hard to say it for realsies.

I passed half of my college courses by charming my teachers.
EDIT: My biggest secret is that the above wasn't my biggest secret.

Jennifer B wrote:My secret is I don't keep bets.

Babe.

You're Welcome. - Kobe Bryant

I swear to baby Jesus Jen.
I will come over there and rape you painted like Wesley Snipes.
Edit: Just realized that's not much of a bad thing to you...
Edit2: I assume I should bring the dead horse outfit?

But a secret...
Hmm...
When I get back.

I enjoy Justin Bieber's music.

Uh, here goes!
I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!

Okay.

Let's see.


I have many secrets, some which are not appropriate for this forum, some that are.


I just need to pick one....

Hmm, okay.

I am actually Black and Hispanic.

That's not a good one....

Uhhhh... I don't have petty secrets that I can just pass around, lol.


OH! I don't know if this counts, but I had a female teacher in Daycare that would take me to the backroom, feed me some play-doh type shit, and cuddle with me. Shit was weird son.
I was like 7 and she was like 22.

I can imagine the comments now.


BTW Headcrab, a secret hidden from IRL people like MLP don't count yo.
Pick a new one.

Fister wrote:

OH! I don't know if this counts, but I had a female teacher in Daycare that would take me to the backroom, feed me some play-doh type shit, and cuddle with me. Shit was weird son.
I was like 7 and she was like 22.

Have you been helped for this?.... lol

Let's start.

1. I have numerous lacerations along my stomach and back (I cut myself, if you don't know what a laceration is.)

2. I'm extremely underweight. (I look healthy however.)

3. I don't care for ANYONE in the world, including myself.

4. I'm currently depressed. Really depressed.

Care for more?

These really aren't secrets, but fuck it. It's perfect.

Jennifer B wrote:Let's start.

1. I have numerous lacerations along my stomach and back (I cut myself, if you don't know what a laceration is.)

2. I'm extremely underweight. (I look healthy however.)

3. I don't care for ANYONE in the world, including myself.

4. I'm currently depressed. Really depressed.

Care for more?

:/

Oh, if self mutilation is okay for the forums...

I used to have actual autovampirism and autocannibalism (I drank my own blood, and consumed my own flesh)

I would literally get a knife, cut off a section of skin, and eat it.

It was compulsive, it was like fingernail biting. It was impossible to stop until I wrapped my hands in duct tape for a month or so, making it impossible to do it.

I still drink my own blood when I cut myself on accident, though.

We should make a separate forum thread on this.

This just got really fucked up, How about we share less morbid secrets, shall we?

Must create morbid thread.....

I secretely kidnap women from local bars, grocery stores, and fast food places.

Er.. I also kind of rape and mutilate them, but that's not much of a secret.

I think i'm going to throw up after reading Jen and Koranith's posts. God damnit you two.

Sorry. Thought I'd share.

I wish the internet didnt ruin my mind or this thread would have made me shit my pants.