This is kind of worrying.

I passed out on my kitchen table (sitting down) and when I woke up I was holding the very large knife that I had intentionally placed several feet away.

The next stage is clearly sleep-murder.

Koranith wrote:I passed out on my kitchen table (sitting down) and when I woke up I was holding the very large knife that I had intentionally placed several feet away.

The next stage is clearly sleep-murder.

Look at the bright side!


There once was a man from Nantucket,

Whom went to sleep and said "Fuck it."

And when he awoke,

The first words he spoke,

"I killed three men, a goose and a hen

while fast asleep when I dun it."



But no seriously, this guy got away with murder on three separate occasions, by plea of sleepwalking.
Shit justice system.

(BTW made that little ditty off the top of me head)

i hate the ack jokes

Well, the safe thing to do is lock your knives in a safe place.